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Alex Santos @AlexJS

Age 32, Male

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Grover Cleaveland HS

New York, NY

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AlexJS's News

Posted by AlexJS - September 6th, 2007


There are a bunch of links here, I'll updated it from time to time.

I check most of my newsposts, so come back often.
1) Brawl Data - Favorite characters, items, etc.
2) Everyday is Caturday - Cat pics, much?
3) Progress... - Progress on Super Mario World hack.
4) Links - YOU ARE HERE.
5) I got Vista, lol.
6) Do you wanna be the guy?
7) O HAI!

-Links-
Super Smash Bros. Crew - Want to discuss Smash with fellow Smashers? This would be the place.
Nintendo Wii Club - Discuss everything about the Wii, from the games to the future releases.
NewWikiGrounds - KemCab's attempt at WikiGrounds, since the old one is almost useless. Editing is now limited due to spam, so PM Kemcab if you're interested in joining.
Pointless Sites - Site with links to pointless sites, does just what it says on the tin.


Posted by AlexJS - August 27th, 2007


I've decided to take up hacking Super Mario World again. Haven't started yet though.

I'm going to make them short, about 10 or 15 levels apiece. I'm open to suggestions.


Posted by AlexJS - July 25th, 2007


Post some fucking cats. Don't care where it's from, just post 'em. Make your own, or get them from the net. Just get them HERE. You get credit for finding it, and please mention whether or not you made it yourself. They can be pictures, animations, videos, even YTMNDs. I'm also considering adding an off-topic section, with things not involving cats...

SSXorcist15 - 33
Cericon - 31
FalkonG4 - 15
VenomKing666 - 12
joza1- 4

RANDUM CAT - This link will give you a random cat. Srsly. If you find a good one, save it, upload to ImageShack and link it.

Cheezburger / I has
"I can has" and cheezburgers go here. This section has priority over all others.

I can has cheezburger?
dont crai
I has a karot
gots beet up over cheezbrgr - Cericon
i can has sushi?
Cheez
where is mah cheezburgerz? - SSXorcist15
I has a buket. - Cericon
I is gots your tail. - Cericon
k took pic. nao can eat? - Cericon
Why no cheezburgr? - Made by AlexJS
I has ur leg - SSXorcist15
I can has cake?
I has idiosyncratic conjugation -SSXorcist15
is... is that a cheezburger?? - FalkonG4
You eated my cheezburger. - FalkonG4
I can has rox?!
I can has cake?

NEDM/Happy cat
Not even Doom music?

NEDM and friends <YTMND>

Everytime you...
Self-explanatory.
Everytime you masturbate... - Cericon
Everytime you watch hentai... - Cericon

Im in ur...
Only cats in things go here.

On ur laptop
In ur newspaper
im in ur basketz -Cericon
I'm in ur car - SSXorcist15
im in ur shower - SSXorcist15
Im in ur hed - SSXorcist15
Im up in yer footonz - SSXorcist15
I'm in ur office - SSXorcist15
I'm in ur terminal - SSXorcist15
im in ur internet - joza1
I iz in ur lolcats - FalkonG4
im on ur Wii

Nooo! They be takin' mah...
If a cat is getting something taken away, it's gonna be here.

I has a bag.
They be stealin' mah brain!!!! - VenomKing666

Invisible Objects
If there's something you can't see in a picture, then it goes here.

Invisible Sandwich
Invisible Onion and Knife
Invisible Tightrope
Invisible Bike
Invisible Bike Crash!! - Cericon
Invisible Crashed Tandem Bike - Cericon
Invisible Mower | Invisible Lawnmower
Invisible Corncob
Invisible Cat | Invisible Cat
Invisible Cat Fight
Invisible Shopping Cart
Invisible Harmonica
Invisible Pillow
Invisible EVERYTHING
Invisible Coffin
Invisible Doorbell
Invisible Dining Chair
Invisible Karaoke
Invisible Pommel Horse
Invisible Bench Press
Invisible Present

Invisible Handshake
Invisible Violin

Objects
If you CAN see them, it goes here.

I has umbrella.
I is being stalked
Rubik's Cube
I can haz insurence?
This is inadequate
OK ready 4 walk LOL
QuickLitter - SSXorcist15
Away From Keyboard - VenomKing666
dunt wurry ill save u - VenomKing666
dis shoe 2 big
scuse meh - SSXorcist15
lol, he fartid - SSXorcist15
HALP. - SSXorcist15
I prezd butnz - SSXorcist15
O HAI. I called nigeria - joza1
So, ur a Pepr? - FalkonG4
I are using teh Fork. - FalkonG4
I dnt ned insrukshuns 2 no how rok!
Warp to level 6 (lol SMB2 reference)
YOU'RE ADOPTED
puzzles?
I can has walkthrough?
I played your guy and he died.

Inspiration Posters
These inspiring pictures go here.

Self-Defense {Captioned by: AlexJS}
I like to sing-a
Edumacation - FalkonG4
SMRT

I made you...
Cats don't tend to hold on to things very long. =3
I made you a soup
I made you a cookie - SSXorcist15
I had a wutermlon...

Why?
Aidunno, whatzitooya?

y dem treez on dat plate?
why i haz to hold target?
¿POR QUUEEE?

Moneys
Cats need money too.

Ice Cream Man! - Cericon
I has a money - SSXorcist15

A flavor
Do people really taste cats?

I has a flavor - SSXorcist15
I has a flavor too. - FalkonG4

____ Cat
If the cat has ever been referred to by a name, it goes here.

Ikea Cat - Cericon
Literacy cat is amaized
trojun cat - Cericon
boxcat is heer - Cericon
Trafic cat - Cericon
Drill Cat - VenomKing666
Monorail Cat - VenomKing666 | YTMND
Popeye Cat - VenomKing666
Helicat
Post-it Cat - VenomKing666
Hovercat - VenomKing666
The Original Laughing Cat <site> <flash>
Gravity Cat - FalkonG4
LaffCat - FalkonG4

Miscellaneous
Everything else here.

RUN!
METAL GEAR?!
Don't worry, I'm from Tech Support.
You eated my cookie? | Is it can be hugs tiem now plees?
Excuse me, WTF R U DOIN | FUCK gravity
It's dangerous to go alone
U SAVED MAH LIVES
is mah birfday
it are mah birfday
Nooz
Heer I helps u
I cracks myslfs ups!
IT EATS MEH!! (Personal Favorite)
sounds leik a good deel
I has gud grammar
loltrek
Uninterested cat
am is hiding from teh domo-kuns
Dalmation cats
The boss wunts 2 c u
r dose real?!
Happy cat
I Has Been Ignoring Ur Squid. - Cericon
i are dunecat - Cericon
u crossed line - Cericon
I help wif ur shopping - Cericon
Your offering pleases kitty. <YTMND>
Laughing Cat <Sound>
Where am I? - Cericon
i is a hamster - Cericon
When out of tissues... - Cericon
Get off my lawn
CAHMBO BREAKAH!
All Your Base
Fasinating
Are you the gatekeeper? - Cericon
I fyte 4 justis - Cericon
I can't hear you - SSXorcist15
False alarm - SSXorcist15
I'm a chikin lol - SSXorcist15
Surrender fuzzy one! - SSXorcist15
dis is mah Tom Crewz impreshun - SSXorcist15
Who brot dis into mah house?! - Cericon
i iz stuck in yoga - Cericon
you has no cover - Cericon
Rent iz due - Cericon
There wuz this squirrel, right? - Cericon
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee - Cericon
Here's a cat with a piece of bread on it's head.
Gotcha! - SSXorcist15
Rockin' kitty - SSXorcist15
Which cat ate your Prozac? - SSXorcist15
YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED - SSXorcist15
Giant kitty - SSXorcist15
Killer Kitty - SSXorcist15
Kitty Sniper - SSXorcist15
Cats blow up the city - SSXorcist15
Tired cat - SSXorcist15
WTF happened? - SSXorcist15
Now u are MY prizoner - VenomKing666
Me bid u velcom - VenomKing666
I shall call him... - VenomKing666
Launching Anti-Faggotry Kitten Missile!
Shocked Cats <YTMND>
I barf'd - SSXorcist15
Rapping Cat <YTMND> - VenomKing666
Your cat is a pirate <YTMND>
It's Caturday? - joza1
Catscan - joza1
OMFG - FalkonG4
pew pew pew - FalkonG4
CARB RUSH. kthaxbai. - FalkonG4
seecrit kitteh lvl
All ur base are belong to us
Morph ball aquired.
LOLCat poem <YTMND>
Kiss
DAY I GOT COOKIE

NO
Ample negativity here.

No fite, just rubs
halp! i not cheezburger! - Cericon
I can not has fish
AM NOT 4 KOCOA!
AM NOT SOCKER BAUL! {Captioned by: AlexJS}
No refunds - Cericon
I iz not paris! - FalkonG4
OH NOES I HAS LET GO - FalkonG4
OH NOEZ BLOO SCREENZ OF DEATH - Falkon G4

ORLY?
YA RLY. NO WAI! YA WAI.

I'z serious! It wuz THIS BIG!

Videos
Ya. Ai haz dem.

Burger the Cat

OTHER
If there isn't a cat in it, it goes here.

Creationism - Made by AlexJS, submitted to Halolz

Everyday is Caturday


Posted by AlexJS - July 20th, 2007


BRAWL CODE: 3050-7256-3314

Characters used:
Mario
Yoshi
MetaKnight
Toon Link
Lucario
Falco

Hates fighting against:
Anyone who's a royal cheese.

Preferred Item settings:
All on high, with the exception of the Smoke Ball and Mr. Saturn.

Favorite Item: Fan

Favorite Stages:
Spear Pillar
Mushroomy Kingdom
Mario Bros.

Preferred Match settings:
Stock Match: 5 stocks, damage ratio 0.9, time limit 12:00 - 15:00.
Time Match: 7:00 - 10:00, damage ratio 0.9

Achievements
Gotten over 3,000 feet in Co-op home-run contest (With FalkonG4)
Cleared Classic on Very Hard, No continues.
Cleared All-Star on Hard, No continues.
Cleared All-Star and Classic on Intense.
Adventure mode 93% cleared.
Got more than 300 trophies.
Got more than 500 stickers.
Unlocked all Assist Trophies.
Unlocked all stages.
Unlocked all characters.
Unlocked all Masterpieces.
Unlocked all music tracks.
Cleared all levels of Target Test with all characters.
Cleared 100-man Brawl.
Cleared 100-man Brawl in 3 minutes or less.
Got 10 KOs or more in Cruel Brawl.
Got 9,999 Smash Coins.

Additional Comments
I play for fun. Sometimes I do some pretty stupid stuff. If you want an honestly serious match, you must tell me in advance.