00:00
00:00
View Profile AlexJS
I'm usually on AIM: NGAlexJS@aol.com If not, I'm playing TF2; Steam Account is NGAlexJS

Alex Santos @AlexJS

Age 32, Male

None

Grover Cleaveland HS

New York, NY

Joined on 11/29/06

Level:
17
Exp Points:
3,120 / 3,210
Exp Rank:
17,531
Vote Power:
5.92 votes
Rank:
Police Officer
Global Rank:
12,516
Blams:
379
Saves:
378
B/P Bonus:
10%
Whistle:
Gold
Medals:
38

Everyday is Caturday

Posted by AlexJS - July 25th, 2007


Post some fucking cats. Don't care where it's from, just post 'em. Make your own, or get them from the net. Just get them HERE. You get credit for finding it, and please mention whether or not you made it yourself. They can be pictures, animations, videos, even YTMNDs. I'm also considering adding an off-topic section, with things not involving cats...

SSXorcist15 - 33
Cericon - 31
FalkonG4 - 15
VenomKing666 - 12
joza1- 4

RANDUM CAT - This link will give you a random cat. Srsly. If you find a good one, save it, upload to ImageShack and link it.

Cheezburger / I has
"I can has" and cheezburgers go here. This section has priority over all others.

I can has cheezburger?
dont crai
I has a karot
gots beet up over cheezbrgr - Cericon
i can has sushi?
Cheez
where is mah cheezburgerz? - SSXorcist15
I has a buket. - Cericon
I is gots your tail. - Cericon
k took pic. nao can eat? - Cericon
Why no cheezburgr? - Made by AlexJS
I has ur leg - SSXorcist15
I can has cake?
I has idiosyncratic conjugation -SSXorcist15
is... is that a cheezburger?? - FalkonG4
You eated my cheezburger. - FalkonG4
I can has rox?!
I can has cake?

NEDM/Happy cat
Not even Doom music?

NEDM and friends <YTMND>

Everytime you...
Self-explanatory.
Everytime you masturbate... - Cericon
Everytime you watch hentai... - Cericon

Im in ur...
Only cats in things go here.

On ur laptop
In ur newspaper
im in ur basketz -Cericon
I'm in ur car - SSXorcist15
im in ur shower - SSXorcist15
Im in ur hed - SSXorcist15
Im up in yer footonz - SSXorcist15
I'm in ur office - SSXorcist15
I'm in ur terminal - SSXorcist15
im in ur internet - joza1
I iz in ur lolcats - FalkonG4
im on ur Wii

Nooo! They be takin' mah...
If a cat is getting something taken away, it's gonna be here.

I has a bag.
They be stealin' mah brain!!!! - VenomKing666

Invisible Objects
If there's something you can't see in a picture, then it goes here.

Invisible Sandwich
Invisible Onion and Knife
Invisible Tightrope
Invisible Bike
Invisible Bike Crash!! - Cericon
Invisible Crashed Tandem Bike - Cericon
Invisible Mower | Invisible Lawnmower
Invisible Corncob
Invisible Cat | Invisible Cat
Invisible Cat Fight
Invisible Shopping Cart
Invisible Harmonica
Invisible Pillow
Invisible EVERYTHING
Invisible Coffin
Invisible Doorbell
Invisible Dining Chair
Invisible Karaoke
Invisible Pommel Horse
Invisible Bench Press
Invisible Present

Invisible Handshake
Invisible Violin

Objects
If you CAN see them, it goes here.

I has umbrella.
I is being stalked
Rubik's Cube
I can haz insurence?
This is inadequate
OK ready 4 walk LOL
QuickLitter - SSXorcist15
Away From Keyboard - VenomKing666
dunt wurry ill save u - VenomKing666
dis shoe 2 big
scuse meh - SSXorcist15
lol, he fartid - SSXorcist15
HALP. - SSXorcist15
I prezd butnz - SSXorcist15
O HAI. I called nigeria - joza1
So, ur a Pepr? - FalkonG4
I are using teh Fork. - FalkonG4
I dnt ned insrukshuns 2 no how rok!
Warp to level 6 (lol SMB2 reference)
YOU'RE ADOPTED
puzzles?
I can has walkthrough?
I played your guy and he died.

Inspiration Posters
These inspiring pictures go here.

Self-Defense {Captioned by: AlexJS}
I like to sing-a
Edumacation - FalkonG4
SMRT

I made you...
Cats don't tend to hold on to things very long. =3
I made you a soup
I made you a cookie - SSXorcist15
I had a wutermlon...

Why?
Aidunno, whatzitooya?

y dem treez on dat plate?
why i haz to hold target?
¿POR QUUEEE?

Moneys
Cats need money too.

Ice Cream Man! - Cericon
I has a money - SSXorcist15

A flavor
Do people really taste cats?

I has a flavor - SSXorcist15
I has a flavor too. - FalkonG4

____ Cat
If the cat has ever been referred to by a name, it goes here.

Ikea Cat - Cericon
Literacy cat is amaized
trojun cat - Cericon
boxcat is heer - Cericon
Trafic cat - Cericon
Drill Cat - VenomKing666
Monorail Cat - VenomKing666 | YTMND
Popeye Cat - VenomKing666
Helicat
Post-it Cat - VenomKing666
Hovercat - VenomKing666
The Original Laughing Cat <site> <flash>
Gravity Cat - FalkonG4
LaffCat - FalkonG4

Miscellaneous
Everything else here.

RUN!
METAL GEAR?!
Don't worry, I'm from Tech Support.
You eated my cookie? | Is it can be hugs tiem now plees?
Excuse me, WTF R U DOIN | FUCK gravity
It's dangerous to go alone
U SAVED MAH LIVES
is mah birfday
it are mah birfday
Nooz
Heer I helps u
I cracks myslfs ups!
IT EATS MEH!! (Personal Favorite)
sounds leik a good deel
I has gud grammar
loltrek
Uninterested cat
am is hiding from teh domo-kuns
Dalmation cats
The boss wunts 2 c u
r dose real?!
Happy cat
I Has Been Ignoring Ur Squid. - Cericon
i are dunecat - Cericon
u crossed line - Cericon
I help wif ur shopping - Cericon
Your offering pleases kitty. <YTMND>
Laughing Cat <Sound>
Where am I? - Cericon
i is a hamster - Cericon
When out of tissues... - Cericon
Get off my lawn
CAHMBO BREAKAH!
All Your Base
Fasinating
Are you the gatekeeper? - Cericon
I fyte 4 justis - Cericon
I can't hear you - SSXorcist15
False alarm - SSXorcist15
I'm a chikin lol - SSXorcist15
Surrender fuzzy one! - SSXorcist15
dis is mah Tom Crewz impreshun - SSXorcist15
Who brot dis into mah house?! - Cericon
i iz stuck in yoga - Cericon
you has no cover - Cericon
Rent iz due - Cericon
There wuz this squirrel, right? - Cericon
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee - Cericon
Here's a cat with a piece of bread on it's head.
Gotcha! - SSXorcist15
Rockin' kitty - SSXorcist15
Which cat ate your Prozac? - SSXorcist15
YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED - SSXorcist15
Giant kitty - SSXorcist15
Killer Kitty - SSXorcist15
Kitty Sniper - SSXorcist15
Cats blow up the city - SSXorcist15
Tired cat - SSXorcist15
WTF happened? - SSXorcist15
Now u are MY prizoner - VenomKing666
Me bid u velcom - VenomKing666
I shall call him... - VenomKing666
Launching Anti-Faggotry Kitten Missile!
Shocked Cats <YTMND>
I barf'd - SSXorcist15
Rapping Cat <YTMND> - VenomKing666
Your cat is a pirate <YTMND>
It's Caturday? - joza1
Catscan - joza1
OMFG - FalkonG4
pew pew pew - FalkonG4
CARB RUSH. kthaxbai. - FalkonG4
seecrit kitteh lvl
All ur base are belong to us
Morph ball aquired.
LOLCat poem <YTMND>
Kiss
DAY I GOT COOKIE

NO
Ample negativity here.

No fite, just rubs
halp! i not cheezburger! - Cericon
I can not has fish
AM NOT 4 KOCOA!
AM NOT SOCKER BAUL! {Captioned by: AlexJS}
No refunds - Cericon
I iz not paris! - FalkonG4
OH NOES I HAS LET GO - FalkonG4
OH NOEZ BLOO SCREENZ OF DEATH - Falkon G4

ORLY?
YA RLY. NO WAI! YA WAI.

I'z serious! It wuz THIS BIG!

Videos
Ya. Ai haz dem.

Burger the Cat

OTHER
If there isn't a cat in it, it goes here.

Creationism - Made by AlexJS, submitted to Halolz

Everyday is Caturday


Comments

OOOOOOOOh. How do I give you pics then?

Find them > Right click > View image/Properties > Copy URL.

I like the "AM NOT 4 KOCOA!" pic. I will listen to you thanks

I knows.

Codes doesn't work.

Yeah it does, I tried it. So why did you delete it? Also code is the only way I can do it.

Cuz. It doesn't. Link plz.

Ahh, google is truly my friend

<a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/477171039_40441118d0.jpg">http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/47 7171039_40441118d0.jpg</a>

<a href="http://www.drisgill.com/files/halp-i-not-cheezburger.jpg">http://www.drisgill.com/files/halp-i-
not-cheezburger.jpg</a>

Hopefully those work, if they dont I execute

HALP I R NAWT CHEEZBURGER!

Funny stuff. =3

Im in your blog, giving you cat pics

<a href="http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20070525/wweb25/lolcats_500big.jpg">http://images.theglobeandmail.com/arc hives/RTGAM/images/20070525/wweb25/lo lcats_500big.jpg</a>

<a href="http://www.justinward.org/images/invisble_bike_crash.jpg">http://www.justinward.org/images/invi sble_bike_crash.jpg</a>

<a href="http://www.labnol.org/wp/images/2007/05/windowslivewriterwhatarelolcats-7e38lolcats-1.jpg">http://www.labnol.org/wp/images/2007/
05/windowslivewriterwhatarelolcats-7e 38lolcats-1.jpg</a>

^You gotta name that one helpful Kitty^

That first one was pretty funny.

When you see my sig, click on it. It be the best lolcat site ever, no?

Yea, verily.

Only one new pic? :(

You could get some more people here. =3

Cats. My favourite.

Mine too. =3

Man, I love this blog, soo much! Im serious this is my favorite thread on NG, even better then mine.

Thread? Newspost. And yes, it's mah favorite too.

Meh, Thread, Blog, same thing

<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/05/oh-god-where-am-i/">http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04 /05/oh-god-where-am-i/</a>

<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/05/i-is-a-hamster/">http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04 /05/i-is-a-hamster/</a>

<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/08/when-out-of-tissues-a-cat-is-fine-too/">http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04 /08/when-out-of-tissues-a-cat-is-fine -too/</a>

Im sorry but I cant put pics like those on other sites and stuff. Im sorry, take pity on this Cericon, also I made a new blog check it out if you have time

Your not gonna use my pics?

Can't you be patient?

No I cant be patient!! Also all of my links from NG suddenly turned highlighted and now I cant tell what pics I've seen already. DAMN IT!!

*points and laughs*
HA.
HA HA.
HA HA HA.
HA-HA-HA HA-HAHA-HA

jus luk at themz aul agyn.

I lack the Will Power to do that.

Too bad. NO SOUP FOR YOU.

(Waves finger at you) You Nazis and your soup

Yessir.

If these dont work Im giving up on life and hopping off a bridge

<a href="http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=godkillsakittenru9.jpg">http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?im age=godkillsakittenru9.jpg</a>

<a href="http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kittens2up0.jpg">http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?ima ge=kittens2up0.jpg</a>

<a href="http://img368.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gatekeeperir3.jpg">http://img368.imageshack.us/my.php?im age=gatekeeperir3.jpg</a>

Yay! They work!

Use the direct link next time.

Hee ya go, Awets!

<a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4134/I+Has+A+Money/">http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictur es/4134/I+Has+A+Money/</a>

Good one.

See CAHMBO BREAKAH!

You sure like these, eh?

More Results