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I'm usually on AIM: NGAlexJS@aol.com If not, I'm playing TF2; Steam Account is NGAlexJS

Alex Santos @AlexJS

Age 33, Male

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Grover Cleaveland HS

New York, NY

Joined on 11/29/06

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MERREH CHRISMUS :3

Happy Holidays, dude. :)

You too, man. =3

Is SSBB even out yet? 'Cause there's so much hype for it, and I want to get a Wii, and if it uses GC 'trollers....

Sadly, no. It's out on Feb. 10th.

if it was out alex js wouldn't be responding to all his comments.

Exactly. When it's out, you won't see my ass for weeks. >=3

Comment in my blog again! D:

I'm ever so lonely. :(

# Done a lotta PS3 gamin', done a lotta Wii ones, too...I'm so really, REALLY obbsessed, but since I don't have Galaxy I feel like poo. #

I can change the end of that song in around 10 minutes! >:3

...

Oh yeah? Well if Killzone 2, MGS4 or Brawl were out, you wouldn't see MY ass for weeks. >:(

Well, if you get Brawl, I would see your ass sailing off the screen.

OMG AI MAID A PHUNNIZ

WEL HAI THAR!

HAI HAO R U?

I got Galaxy. >:3

See ya next week. =3

What's up, Mister Alex J. Santos?

*looks up*

A fan.

I called you madam in my profile. :P

IZ YOU A WIMMENZ?

I commented on the same day as I got Galaxy. Impressive, no?

OMG PHUNNIZ! BUT I BEELEEFZ I MAID IT

IZ NAWT WIMMINZ.

Very impressive. You like?

NO. FAN NAWT UP. FAN DOWN. AI IZ UP. I WIL FAL UN YU RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE..
........

NAO.
*falls off ground, lands on ceiling*
OK AI IZ BEFUZLED NAO.
*jumps, lands on ceiling, which is really the ground*
WTF?! DIS SCAREH!
*carefully stands up*
WHEW. DAT BEZ A CLOS 1. AI GUNA GO AN WACH TV. BAI (Ling, lol).
*turns on TV*
"DIS JUZT IN: GRAVITI IZ NUL!!"
O SNAP.
*starts floating, smashes into everything*
OW! DUZ NAWT LEIK!! OW! MAEK IT STAWP!!!11 HALP!!!!!11
O NO.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
*sounds you would expect to hear when a sedan smashes into a 12-year-old's body going 80 mph in 0 gravity*
Alex: OMG IZ U DED?
.....YES.....
(THE NEXT DAY)
MOM, AI SAY HOME K? MAH TUMMEH HERT.
Mom: K, BUT ONRY IF U KAN KLEEN RUM. IT DIZAZTR!
K.
*house explodes*

--Part 1 of LOLscapades. Add?

Holy SHIT XD

Moar plzkthaxbai.

LOLScapades, Part 2--

SO 1NCE UPON A TEIM, DER WUZ AN UGRY BARNIKL. HE WUZ SOO0O0O0O0O000 UGRY DAT EVERBUDDY DEID. DA EDN.

REAL LOLScapades Part 2:

PREEVEEISLY ON LULSKAPAYDZ:
MOM, I STAY HOME K? MAH TUMMEH HERT.
Mom: K, BUT ONRY IF U KAN KLEEN RUM. IT DIZAZTR!
K.
*house explodes*
BUMBUMBUMBUUUUMUMUMUMUM.....
OMG DIS NAWT K!! NAO AI KANT WACH MAH SHOWZ!! WUT AI DU NAO?! WERE WE GET NOO HOWSE??!?!
Mom: LES BI 1 @ DA GROSSEREE STOR!!!1!11!11!!!!11111!
K.
Mom: LESSEE HEER...TIMAYTOZ, KORN, OMG LAZER GNU!!!!
*Laser gun fires*
MOM, J00 JUZT BLUW UP DA STOR!!1
Mom: YA, BUT TINK UV AL DA $$ WE SAYVD BI DOIN DAT!!111!
O YA, AI GES YUR RITE. DID U C MEH GIT HIT BAI DAT SIDAN YISTRDAI?
Mom: Y NOOOoooOOooooOO, Y?
NEVRMAIND.
Mom: K, AI WIL, THX.
AI JUZT THOT DAT AL DA BRUSEZ AN CASTZ AN SHIT WOULD MAEK U GO, "WTF WUT HAPNED?!?!?!!?!" BUT NOOOOOO, U WER ONRY CONSERND WIT DA STO0PD HOW$E!!1
Mom: Y U YOOZ $ IN HOWSE?!
CUZ AI FELT LEIK IT. NAO GO MAEK MEH SUM SOOP! TIMAYTO SUP WOOD B NAIS.
Announcer: Will Aydn ever get a new house, Will Mom ever make the soup? Why am I asking YOU all these questions when you obviously don't know?!?!?
Tune in next week for a new episode of:
LOLSCAPADES!!!!1

Leik it?

You do one.

You want me to do one and ruin the whole thing?

I think not, good sir.

OV COARSE YOU IZ. I CALLEDED YOU A WIMMENZ. DAT MAEKZ YOU ONE.

And I'm playing Galaxy right now. :3 Why didn't you tell me it was this addictive?!

HAPPEH BURFDAI

LIES AND SLANDER

And Galaxy is so addictive that you're gonna want to get 120 stars....

Twice.

TRUTHES AND SLANDER

I've got 41 stars in it, I think. The ground said 19, so yeah.

Not bad for a person who's only been playing it for 2 days, eh? ;)

Yeah. You only have 201 to go. =3

New blog, go check it and post!

And...your hacking super mario world? How about a level where all the walls, the main floor and the main ceiling is nothing but spikes so you have to beat the level by jumping from platform to platform and dodgeing para enemies?

That's a good one towards the end. Thanks. =3

I can damn well get all of those stars! >:(

Hey buddy, I've got a deal for you; a stylish nickname. AlecksJayEss. I'll just need your password and 5000 pounds...

I'm kidding, I would never do that to a buddy like you. :3

Also, yesterday I played SMG for 4h and 43mins. Am I lifefless?

You're talking to me, so you're alive. =3

Story: We have a fight. I win. =3

Whaddya think? :P

I think you need to revise your story.

Your welcome. = P

Anything new?

In the game, or in my life?

I've been able to add several custom blocks, and I've managed to free up a graphic tile for another.

In my life, I'm not doing much for New Year's. =3

You're the alive one, I'm obviously dead. :P

WUT DUZ YOU MEEN REVIZE MAH STOREH? IT R PERFICK

I MEEN I GIT BRAOL N I KIK UR ASS

DUDE! The 08 users are coming!

Do you think they will be as bad as this year's? NG was much better in 06, dun yer tink?

Ya. 2008 can only be worse.

How do you hack Super Mario World?

Using a program called Lunar Magic, and a bunch of others for more advanced editing.

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