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Alex Santos @AlexJS

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Grover Cleaveland HS

New York, NY

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If I don't...who will?

Colon.

You make a valid point.

Skin.

Exacamactly. No, that's is not a spelling error.

Rectum.

Exacamactly? Firefox says otherwise. Then again, it doesn't have the best dictionary, does it?

Rubber ducky. Amidoinitrite?

I am the inventor of exacamactly. It sounds like heaven angels and some more heaven. And kittens. It can be used it any context.

Yes U R doin it rite I have an infected rubber ducky.

Here's another one:
Exacamactly. Do you see....where I am going....a-with this?

You should see a doctor about that ducky then.

I don't see where you're goin' wif dis.

I did.

"Hello there, man of medicine! I have a situation that only your healing powers can solve! ...Get it?"

" No I don't....what seems to be the problem?"

" My rubber ducky... it's hurtin'...hurtin' me bad!"

"Wait...wut?"

Now I still have an infected ducky.

I do not know where I am going with this, but wherever it is, it's totally not random.

Brain.

NO UR DOIN IT WRONG.

You need a psychiatrist.

Foot. Amidoindisrite?

Aren't feet limbs?

Oh yeah, Happy Caturday!

Happey Caturday. =3

Where Lawlrus is at?

I is doin it wrong?

Yez, Rabies, you be doin it wrang. Try talkn' like meh.

Feet may be limbs, but still saying it for teh lulz.

Strangely enough, today is Caturday (so is everyday) and I see this cat who would make a good funnay. Advice?

tak a pitshur!

Ya. Den caption it foar teh lulz.

Are you jokin'? Holy shit.

I wand 2 si teh lulc4t!!

http://alexjs.newgrounds.com/news /post/7511

=3

Plz cheezburgr I has dun bin haven ne l4tley, rly.

SO GIVEZ MEH A CHEEZBURGR! >:(

NEW LOLCAT PIC FOUND! It's one with a disturbing face saying: "I herd u like mudkipz..."

O RLY?

QUITE RLY.

I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ. BE DIS TR00?

NO, DIS NAWT B TROO.

Thas kwyte a lot of lulc4ts u hev thar!

If u haz, u giv, 'k?

WELZ DEN W3 SHER A TING IN COMUN. WE DUN LIEK MUDKIPZ.

Also, 100th COMMENT!!! E-cookie pl0x?

OMG 100 COMENTZ.

*gives cookie*

Made a new blog, read and comment please. 101ST COMMENT FTW

Done. =3

*eatz teh cookay*

Doez you w4nt teh R0flW0fl 0r teh L4wlyp4wp?

Translation: Do you want the Rofl Waffle or the Lolipop?

CHOOSE.

FOFL MAI ROFL WOFL?

YEZ FER j00R ROFL WOFL!!

YEY!

Nao wut?

Hao about a blog post? In MY profile. :)

Mehbeh later. =3

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